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This month we find ourselves in Coventry, in order to attend an exhibition dedicated to the bicycle and see just how much it has changed during its relatively short history. Nowadays of course, we mainly see people using the safety bicycle but the “ordinary” (or yes, “penny-farthing” as some people call it. Thank you, Mrs. Frankles) has not yet entirely disappeared. I believe a gentleman going by the name of “Mr. Phoebus” will be giving us a brief demonstration.

Ah! Here he is now!


And as we continue around the rest of the exhibits, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Adventure of the Priory School” to give us further food for thought:

“Well, well,” said he, at last. “It is, of course, possible that a cunning man might change the tyre of his bicycle in order to leave unfamiliar tracks. A criminal who was capable of such a thought is a man whom I should be proud to do business with.”


Here too is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


So hopefully all this has started… “the wheels turning”! Ha-ha! Hahaha-ha! Ha! Oh, I’m such a wit. (Mrs. Frankles, don’t think I can’t see you rolling your eyes.)
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So, after a little hiatus, thank you all for joining me again. This month we are attending a talk on making and applying our own cosmetics! The lecturer will be the knowledgeable and talented Miss Erin Parsons, and I am greatly looking forward to hearing what she has to say. I of course do not use cosmetics myself, being a respectable older lady—

No, my gentle blush is entirely natural, Mrs. Frankles.

Yes, it is.

Well, some people have naturally streaky cheeks. Can we move on?

Ahem. Even though I don’t use cosmetics myself (Mrs. Frankles! Thank you) Mr. Holmes has apparently gained a great deal of useful advice from Miss Parsons and thoroughly recommended her as an informative evening-out for our little group.

So let us all take our seats in the hall! In preparation for writing our poems later, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Dying Detective” to ponder:

“But your appearance, Holmes—your ghastly face?” “Three days of absolute fast does not improve one's beauty, Watson. For the rest, there is nothing which a sponge may not cure. With vaseline upon one's forehead, belladonna in one's eyes, rouge over the cheek-bones, and crusts of beeswax round one's lips, a very satisfying effect can be produced.”



And here is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And here is Miss Parsons to the stage!

Using REAL Victorian Makeup
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Excuse me? Excuse me, everyone! I think that was the bell for the end of the interval, so if you all could start making your way back to your seats… Read more... )
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It was a somewhat… involved… journey back from Switzerland, so I thought this month we would have a simple evening at Baker Street of tea, various fancies and an improving lecture.

To this end, I have invited Miss Nicole Rudolph to come and share her findings on the mysterious world of men’s pockets! Miss Rudolph is one of our American cousins, but I believe there is plenty of overlap between the gentlemen of our isles and gentlemen from across the Pond. (Though Mr. Holmes may be a one-off…)

Miss Rudolph, if you’d like to take it away, dear…?


When Men Had Too Many Pockets


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Well, we finally made it back from Mull, and this month we find ourselves in Switzerland! Not at the Reichenbach Falls fortunately, so there will be no risk of detectives going over the edge. (Though perhaps it was lucky Mr. Holmes showed no interest in accompanying us or I might have been tempte—) Ahem. No, instead here we are in St. Moritz, home of the Cresta Run!

As you are probably aware, the Cresta Run is an ice track for racing skeleton style toboggans. It has a… certain reputation, but perhaps surprisingly the course is currently open to female participants.

I’m sorry, Mrs. Frankles, did you say “Give it time”? Mrs. Frankles…?

Anyway, Mrs. Small-Hobbit has been in intensive training and has received permission from the St. Moritz Tobogganing Club to give the run her best shot! The rest of us will be moving down to the finishing line where we shall wait with the first-aiders—purely a precautionary measure I’m sure, Mrs. Small-Hobbit! Then we shall all retire to the nearest hotel for cocoa and poetry after Mrs. Small-Hobbit has reached her end. Er, I mean, reached the end. I’m sure it’s going to be fine, Mrs. Small-Hobbit! (Oh dear God.)


As preparation for our poetic endeavours, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet”:

He went alone, at his own request, for he explained that any unnecessary footmarks might make his task more difficult. For an hour or more he was at work, returning at last with his feet heavy with snow and his features as inscrutable as ever.



And here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And so, break a leg, Mrs. Sma—! Er, no, absolutely not. The very best of luck, Mrs. Small-Hobbit! We’ll have the cocoa ready!
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Welcome, everyone!

As you know, I have recently become interested in filling in the gaps in my family tree and I managed to discover that my great-great-great-grandfather came from a little village on the Isle of Mull. Thank you all for agreeing to accompany me on the lengthy journey to his birthplace in the near future and for attending this planning meeting today!

Now, travelling from Baker Street to the Inner Hebrides is no mean feat, and plotting the railway connections using our familiar Bradshaw’s Guides is a task for the keenest brain! But unfortunately Mrs. Small-Hobbit was otherwise engaged when I needed to assign the job, so I asked Mrs. Frankles if she wouldn’t mind taking a crack at it.

How are you doing, dear? You’ve got us out of the Home Counties? Oh, almost. Well, I’m sure you’ll get there, dear. How long have you been at it now?

Five and a half days. I see. Well, we’ll come back to that.

Mrs. Small-Hobbit, there is a… delicate matter that I need to discuss with you. I’m not a superstitious woman, but I can’t help but notice you have a certain effect on the trains when we travel by rail and so I was wondering—

Heavens, of course I’m not suggesting you stay behind! I was simply going to suggest that you give us a fighting chance and consent to be driven up to Scotland in a private automobile. At my expense naturally.

What’s that, Mrs. Frankles? Why, yes… I suppose it might make more sense for us to pool our resources and book a larger vehicle and drive up together. We could stop along the way and make a proper journey out of it. Excellent idea! Let’s do that!

Mrs. Frankles! I really don’t feel there’s any need to hurl my Bradshaw into the waste paper bin though.


Perhaps we should move on to composing some poetry to soothe all our nerves. To assist with inspiration, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Valley of Fear”. (Mrs. Frankles, you are not to throw my copy of the Valley of Fear in the waste paper bin either! I know. Dear God, we all know. But Doctor Watson very kindly signed it for me and I am somewhat attached to it.)

“Our search is narrowed down to standardized books which anyone may be supposed to possess.”

“Bradshaw!”

“There are difficulties, Watson. The vocabulary of Bradshaw is nervous and terse, but limited. The selection of words would hardly lend itself to the sending of general messages. We will eliminate Bradshaw.”




And here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And so, let’s get on track and let off some steam! (In written form, thank you, Mrs. Frankles.)
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Welcome, everyone!

This month I thought we could concentrate on elocution! Learning how to become more persuasive and eloquent speakers when reciting our, and others’ poetry. And perhaps we could touch upon received pronunciation—pronunciation suitable for when we all occasionally enter into more elevated society. We wouldn’t want anyone to… stand out, would we?

What’s that, Mrs. Frankles? No, dear, everybody is not staring at you. Well, I’m sure it was a coincidence. Your Northern accent is charming. Absolutely charming.

Yes.

Moving on! (Quickly.)

So, I thought perhaps we could write the poems first and then work on performing them.



Here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Sign of the Four” to assist with inspiration:

Holmes could talk exceedingly well when he chose, and that night he did choose. He appeared to be in a state of nervous exaltation. I have never known him so brilliant. He spoke on a quick succession of subjects,—on miracle-plays, on medieval pottery, on Stradivarius violins, on the Buddhism of Ceylon, and on the war-ships of the future,—handling each as though he had made a special study of it.



And here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And so, everyone take a deep breath, and express yourself!
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Welcome, everyone, once again!

For this month, I thought we would examine the world of ladies’ cricket! Miss Stirling here is temporarily lodging with Mrs. Turner for a few days, and has graciously agreed to come along to give us a little talk on her very own ladies’ cricket club, based in her home village of Shepstock.

If you’d like to begin, Miss Stirling…?



And you’re done, dear?

Yes, thank you, it was most entertaining… Full of colour!

Um, I did just wonder… Might you… have embellished details at all? It’s just… Well.

(Mrs. Frankles! We do not call guests unreliable narrators!) Though to be fair…

You’re not related to our Dr. Watson at all, are you, Miss Sterling? No, it was a long shot. Thank you again, dear! You’ve given us a lot to digest.


Here as well is a short pamphlet on ladies’ cricket, giving a broader look at the sport. (And perhaps keeping a little closer to the factual side of things…)


And thirdly, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Adventure of the Missing Three-Quarter”:

”Yesterday we all came up and we settled at Bentley's private hotel. At ten o'clock I went round and saw that all the fellows had gone to roost, for I believe in strict training and plenty of sleep to keep a team fit.”

Hopefully this will all act as inspiration for your poetic endeavours.



Here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And so let us have a quick visit to the pavilion, er, kitchen, for a tea break, and then on with the poetry!
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Welcome, everyone!

Now, during these little get-togethers, our little circle sometimes contemplates the unusual and novel, but there is room for the mundane as well. And Mrs. Frankles has informed me she has no idea how a detachable collar works, so this seemed like the perfect subject for this month’s gathering. I have asked my cousin’s son Horace to come along and give us a short talk and demonstration and—

Yes, Mrs. Frankles? Well, yes. Of course there’s going to be an actual demonstration. Mrs. Frankles, you are a grown woman. I really think you can cope with seeing a man in his shirtsleeves and with his collar remove—

Oh, no.

Right, can someone put Mrs. Frankles into the recovery position? Do I need to fetch the smelling salts…? Ah, wonderful, you’re back with us, Mrs. Frankles. Mrs. Small-Hobbit, would you be a dear and take Mrs. Frankles to my room so she can lie down with a damp flannel on her forehead?

(It’s probably for the best. I think Horace is going to be mentioning a “stud puller” later on and I fear Mrs. Frankles might be able to briefly overcome her natural feminine modesty to make some risqué joke.)

So, begin whenever you’re ready, Horace!


How to Wear Detachable Collars! (+ Cuffs & Bibs!)


Thank you so much, dear. Do remember me to your parents!


Hopefully this will give you some ideas for your poems. And as extra inspiration, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “A Study In Scarlet”:


By a man's finger nails, by his coat-sleeve, by his boot, by his trouser knees, by the callosities of his forefinger and thumb, by his expression, by his shirt cuffs—by each of these things a man's calling is plainly revealed.



Here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And while you begin on your poems, I will write up my notes on the talk for the benefit of Mrs. Frankles. Wouldn’t want her getting “shirty”! (Oh great heavens, I have spent far too long in the company of Mrs. Frankles...)
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Welcome, everyone! And thank you for joining me in my back garden.

As the weather becomes warmer and more clement, now I feel is the time for me to start clearing up my garden a little. It is of course rather small, with a very modest area of grass, but nevertheless I thought it might be interesting to try out a lawn mower. I have obtained one on approval—this model being recommended for ladies by the actress Marie Studholme. (Though unlike Miss Studholme, I will not be popping on my finest hat and frock to deal with the mowing…)

There are plenty of refreshments, so I hope the rest of you might also like to take a turn and between us we will soon get the place into perfect shape! And while our bodies are occupied with labour, hopefully our minds can be busy with producing poetry.



As extra inspiration, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “A Study In Scarlet”:

I enumerated in my own mind all the various points upon which he had shown me that he was exceptionally well-informed. I even took a pencil and jotted them down. I could not help smiling at the document when I had completed it. It ran in this way—

Knowledge of Literature.—Nil.
Philosophy.—Nil.
Astronomy.—Nil.
Politics.—Feeble.
Botany.—Variable. Well up in belladonna, opium, and poisons generally. Knows nothing of practical gardening.




Here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And so, let us begin!
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Welcome, everyone!

And to begin with, my apologies. I have made rather a mess of the timing, as our April gathering is now taking place in early May. But thank you for coming to help me deal with another kind of mess—that which is to be found in my uppermost lumber-room.

Now, inspired by Mrs. Marie Kondo, via La Poetisa Okapi, we shall be going carefully through each item and anything that doesn’t “spark joy”, I will be donating to the poor.

What’s that, Mrs. Frankles? Oh, very amusing, dear. No, of course I won’t be donating Mr. Holmes and the Doctor to the poor.

I think the poor have suffered quite enough already.

And anyway, Mr. Holmes’ princely rent always sparks joy, I’ve found. So, if you’ll follow me up…? Hopefully this process will also spark creativity within you.


And here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Five Orange PIps”, to further aid matters:

“Yes,” I answered, laughing. “It was a singular document. Philosophy, astronomy, and politics were marked at zero, I remember. Botany variable, geology profound as regards the mud-stains from any region within fifty miles of town, chemistry eccentric, anatomy unsystematic, sensational literature and crime records unique, violin-player, boxer, swordsman, lawyer, and self-poisoner by cocaine and tobacco. Those, I think, were the main points of my analysis.”

Holmes grinned at the last item. “Well,” he said, “I say now, as I said then, that a man should keep his little brain-attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber-room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it.”



Here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And let us begin to tidy!
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Welcome again, everyone!

One of the advantages of having Mr. Holmes as a tenant is that his generous rent has allowed me in recent years to employ a dressmaker. However now Mrs. Scott is retiring and moving to be with her married daughter in Kent. And we are living in more straitened times, so to keep my accounts in order I thought it was time for me to refresh my skills and begin making my own garments again.

And I have invited Miss Bernadette Banner along to help me in this by showing us all how to make a bang up-to-date waistcoat!



Hopefully one kind of creating will then lead you to another. As further inspiration for your poems, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “A Case of Identity”:


"The double line a little above the wrist, where the typewritist presses against the table, was beautifully defined. The sewing-machine, of the hand type, leaves a similar mark, but only on the left arm, and on the side of it farthest from the thumb, instead of being right across the broadest part, as this was."



Here as always is the list of poetry forms: [Note from Mrs. Frankles: Apologies for any broken links. I’m hoping to go through them before next month’s poetry page. I've now gone through all the links and updated them as necessary!]

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith

And so, Miss Banner, please take it away!
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Welcome again, everyone!

Collecting is of course one of the most popular recreations of our time and comes in many forms. But this time I thought we would concentrate on scrapbooking.

Mr. Holmes naturally likes to deal with his newspaper cuttings but there are other kinds of scrapbooks. And my guest Madame Patricia has consented to come along today to show us the scrapbook of a young acquaintance and discuss some of the many interesting scraps within.


I’m sure this will give you a plethora of material for your creative endeavours. But as further inspiration, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Adventure of the Empty House”:


“My collection of M's is a fine one,” said he. “Moriarty himself is enough to make any letter illustrious, and here is Morgan the poisoner, and Merridew of abominable memory, and Mathews, who knocked out my left canine in the waiting-room at Charing Cross, and, finally, here is our friend of to-night.” He handed over the book, and I read: Moran, Sebastian, Colonel.



Here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And so, let us collect ourselves and begin!
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Welcome everyone!

I am taking the opportunity this month to show off my Christmas present from Mr. Holmes, a copper and brass tea caddy that has been produced by the Newton School of Metal Workers. The Newton School is part of the Home Arts and Industries Association, which itself is part of the Arts and Crafts Movement.

It’s a beautiful piece and I am deeply grateful to Mr. Holmes for his kind and thoughtful gift. Though if he thinks this means I am going to ignore the significant charring to the table in his living room he has another think coming.

But moving on! I have here a brochure which shows you several more of the gorgeous objects produced by the Newton School and I hope that something there might inspire you.


And as further inspiration, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Adventure of the Copper Beeches”:

We were as good as our word, for it was just seven when we reached the Copper Beeches, having put up our trap at a wayside public-house. The group of trees, with their dark leaves shining like burnished metal in the light of the setting sun, were sufficient to mark the house even had Miss Hunter not been standing smiling on the door-step.



Here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And so, each artist to their craft!
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After quite a hiatus, it’s lovely to begin these little get-togethers again. And just in time for the Christmas festivities! I believe Mrs. Small-Hobbit has recently bought a circular knitting machine, and has kindly been busy making everyone who wants one a Christmas stocking for when Father Christmas passes by with the satsumas and silver sixpences! Well… that’s if Father Christmas does pass by. (Hopefully Mr. Holmes setting fire to the chimney last Christmas didn’t put me on the naughty list…)

And Mrs. Small-Hobbit has also kindly offered to give us a demonstration of just how she does make the stockings. I have to say, it’s a fascinating little machine and I’m keen to learn more. Oh, you might be having a crack at a handbag too, Mrs. Small-Hobbit? Excellent!


Hopefully this might lead to you feeling the urge to compose. To further encourage that urge, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Adventure of the Three Garridebs”:

“Well, well, I had no idea I was so obvious a Britisher. But business brought me over here some time ago, and so, as you say, my outfit is nearly all London. However, I guess your time is of value, and we did not meet to talk about the cut of my socks.”



Here as always is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And so, Mrs. Small-Hobbit, do please cast on, dear!
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Ah, Mrs. Frankles, you’ve managed to make it just in time!

And so for February, let us go on a mini-bummel! Mrs. Frankles previously has informed me that her favourite film is "Carry On Cleo" and that is why—

Actually, Mrs. Frankles, I don’t think I’ve seen that one. What’s it like? Oh, it’s a comedy. With puns. No, dear! I don’t think you need to go into detail! Knowing your particular tastes, I’m sure it’s hilarious.

Yes…

Anyway, having been inspired by Mrs. Frankles’ favourite film, I thought we might go and visit Cleopatra’s Needle on the Victoria Embankment. A real ancient Egyptian obelisk, with its twin standing in New York’s Central Park, I believe.


And as added inspiration for your poetry, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Adventure of the Devil's Foot”:

It was a country of rolling moors, lonely and dun-colored, with an occasional church tower to mark the site of some old-world village. In every direction upon these moors there were traces of some vanished race which had passed utterly away, and left as its sole record strange monuments of stone…



Here as usual is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And so, let us make our way to the obelisk!
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Welcome, everyone!

As we are still trying to avoid exposure to the impressively transmissible Omicron variant, I thought you all might like to stay in this month and come up and look at my tinsel prints!

You’ve… never heard that particular line before? I’m not quite sure what you mean, Mrs. Frankles?

Yes…

Anyway, if you’ll all follow me up to the uppermost lumber room…!

Ah! There it is! Could you help me open the lid of this trunk, Mrs. Frankles? There we go. And Mrs. Small-Hobbit, if you could help us by lifting out the prints and displaying them on these boxes here…?

So here they are! My late mother’s collection of tinsel prints!


To quote Wikipedia:

[Tinsel prints] are popular prints, mainly British, produced in the early or mid-19th century, normally showing actors in their roles… These were sold in plain or hand-coloured and tinselled versions, and the plain versions were often tinselled at home. Tin-foil tinsel in different colours, mostly in pre-stamped shapes, was applied with glue. The theatrical prints cost one penny plain, and two coloured, with a standard size of about 12 by 10 inches.


I will just direct you to a few of my favourites to wet your appetites:

William Charles Macready as Rob Roy

Madame Vestris as Oberon

Edmund Kean as Macbeth


As added inspiration for your poetry, here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s work, “The Hound of the Baskervilles”:

Holmes cast a swift glance of triumph at me. “Oh, he mentioned his name, did he? That was imprudent. What was the name that he mentioned?”

“His name,” said the cabman, “was Mr. Sherlock Holmes.”

Never have I seen my friend more completely taken aback than by the cabman's reply. For an instant he sat in silent amazement. Then he burst into a hearty laugh.

“A touch, Watson—an undeniable touch!” said he. “I feel a foil as quick and supple as my own.”




Here as usual is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And so, please feel free to peruse the tinsel prints!
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Welcome, everyone!

This month we will be attempting a mini-bummel and going to the local church hall to hear a talk. The talker is the estimable Arthur Gay Payne and he will be telling us about The Art of Cooking an Omelette! I believe the contents of his talk first appeared in Cassell's Family Magazine, in 1883.

I hope the talk will improve your culinary skills and also whet your appetite—both for the supper on our return and for creating poetry!



As added inspiration here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s story, “A Story in Scarlet”:


“What ineffable twaddle!” I cried, slapping the magazine down on the table, “I never read such rubbish in my life.”

“What is it?” asked Sherlock Holmes.

“Why, this article,” I said, pointing at it with my egg spoon as I sat down to my breakfast.


(The good doctor is of course not referring to Mr. Payne’s work. The ineffable twaddle was written by Mr. Holmes.)



Here as usual is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And so, if you will put on your masks and remember to continue to social distance from the other members of the audience…? Excellent. Let us go and learn about omelettes!
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Welcome, everyone, once more!

Now, I must admit I am still feeling a little hesitant about travelling too far from home but I am beginning to dream of being “on the bummel” again! To that end, I have retired my faithful old carpet bag and bought one of those new-fangled suit-cases. They are mainly designed for a gentleman’s suits naturally, hence the name. However, I have managed to procure a lightweight version, aimed at the discerning lady—

Yes, Mrs. Frankles?

No, suit-cases haven’t been around for decades and decades.

I can assure you they are a recent invention.

Look, is this the digital watch business all over again? I can arrange for you to speak to Mr. Camkin at the luggage-maker’s down by the river, if you like. He’s been in trunks for over twenty years!

No, he’s never mentioned being chilly. I… don’t quite understand your sense of humour at times, Mrs. Frankles.

Anyway… moving along! I hope my new purchase might inspire your poetry.



And as added inspiration here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s story, “The Hound of the Baskervilles”:


Sir Henry was more pleased than surprised to see Sherlock Holmes, for he had for some days been expecting that recent events would bring him down from London. He did raise his eyebrows, however, when he found that my friend had neither any luggage nor any explanations for its absence.




Here as usual is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And so, let’s get started. We have a lot to… “pack in”!

(That was unkind, Mrs. Frankles. Just because I didn’t understand your joke…)
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As we are currently experiencing traditional British summer weather—rain and overcast skies—I thought this month we would stay cosily inside, and I could show off my recent purchase. Yes, thanks to Mr. Holmes’s most recent and generous rent increase, I have bought myself a digital watch!

If you’d all like to— MRS. FRANKLES!

Mrs. Frankles, did you just spit elderflower cordial all over my soft furnishings?

Yes, well, I can understand your being impressed, but I don’t quite comprehend the level of your surprise…

Anachronistic? I don’t really see what you’re driving at, dear. Digital clocks and watches have not been in production for that long. You could call them bang up-to-date even. I must admit I find them rather fascinating—the concept of using clockwork to show individual digits through windows on a dial, instead of hands moving around a clock face.

What, Mrs. Frankles? Yes, clockwork. Well, what did you think I meant? Mrs. Frankles…?

(I don’t know.) Anyway, perhaps you’d all like to come forward and examine my new timepiece—carefully, please!—and I hope it will inspire you all creatively.


And as added inspiration here is a quotation from Dr. Watson’s story, “The Adventure of the Speckled Band”:


Far away we could hear the deep tones of the parish clock, which boomed out every quarter of an hour. How long they seemed, those quarters! Twelve struck, and one and two and three, and still we sat waiting silently for whatever might befall.



Here as usual is the list of poetry forms:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


And now, let us take some time to compose!

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