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Title: There's No Business Like Show Business
Form/Word Count: 353
Characters/Pairing:  Dr Watson, Ferret, Sloth, Ocelot, Mouselet, Aemelia Vole, Poley the Moley
Rating: G
Warning/Content: Planning meeting for the Marylebone Monthly Illustrated Christmas supplement (Don't forget to place your order in plenty of time).

 

ExpandThere's no business like show business )

 



smallhobbit: (ferret)
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Title: Gravity or Gravy?
Form/Word Count: 221B
Characters/Pairing: Dr Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Mouselet, the Ocelot, the Sloth, the Ferret
Rating: G
Warning/Content: Mouselet learns the meaning of the word 'Gravity'

ExpandWhat's gravity )
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Title: Patron Saints
Form/Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing:  Aemelia Vole, Mouselet, Ocelot, Sloth, Ferret
Rating: G
Warning/Content: A discussion around patron saints

 

ExpandWe need a filler )

 

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Title: Not W G Grace
Form/Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing:  Dr Watson, Mr Holmes, the Ocelot, the Sloth, Mouselet, Aemelia Vole, the Ferret
Rating: G
Warning/Content: A tableau will not be happening

“What happened about the cricketing tableau?” the Sloth asked.

“Sadly, it had to be abandoned,” the Ocelot replied with a grin.

“Oh, why?”

“Dr Watson explained that the tail-end batsmen are sometimes called ‘rabbits’ because they’re not very good.”

“Yes, because they’re normally bowlers.  But that shouldn’t have been a problem.”

“But then he added, ‘And after the rabbits comes the ferret.’”

“Ah!”

“Yes.  Mouselet and Aemelia started to laugh, and the Ferret departed in a huff.  Which rather put paid to Mr Holmes’ tableau.”

“Quite.  And after they’d only just stopped asking him if he was ‘silly mid on’.”

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Title: The Sloth's View
Form/Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: The Ferret, Mouselet, Aemelia Vole, the Ocelot, the Sloth
Rating: G
Warning/Content: The Sloth reflects on small moments of happiness.

ExpandWhat constitutes a small moment of happiness )
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Title: The Gang's All Here
Form/Word Count: 392
Characters/Pairing: The Ocelot, the Sloth, the Ferret
Rating: G
Warning/Content: When one gang underestimates another ...

ExpandI don't know what you're worried about )
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Title: Vampire Bat
Form/Word Count: 309
Characters/Pairing: Mr Holmes, Dr Watson, The Ferret, The Ocelot, The Sloth, Mouselet, Aemelia Vole
Rating: G
Warning/Content: And featuring the Ferret's latest waistcoat (Burgundy waistcoat)

ExpandHow did you get on? )
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Title: Duckweed
Form/Word Count: 496
Characters/Pairing: Mr Sherlock Holmes, Dr John Watson, Inky, the Sloth, the Ocelot, the Ferret
Rating: G
Warning/Content: Sending the Ferret to find some earrings has some rather unexpected results
[livejournal.com profile] mafief I hope you like this.

ExpandI still say it would have been better )
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Title: The Contributory Factor
Form/Word Count: 273
Characters/Pairing: Mr Sherlock Holmes, The Ocelot/the Ferret/the Sloth/Aemelia Vole
Rating: G
Warning/Content: A report of the recent church fair

ExpandThe MMI Dec )
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Title: Snakes and Ladders
Form/Word count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Dr John Watson
Rating: G
Warning/Content:  Written for DW's Drabblezone, "Fun and Games" prompt.  Apologies to [livejournal.com profile] okapi1895 for borrowing one of her characters.

ExpandWhat on earth? )
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Title: Introducing the Marylebone Monthly Illustrated
Form/Word count: 290
Characters/Pairing: The Ocelot, Mouselet, the Sloth, the Ferret, Inky Quill, Aemelia Vole
Rating: G
Warning/Content:  This is the opportunity for new readers to learn about the Marylebone Monthly Illustrated

ExpandMarylebone Monthly Illustrated )

 
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Title: A Birthday Bouquet
Form/Wordcount: 247
Characters/Pairings: The Ocelot, the Sloth, the Ferret, Mouselet
Rating: G
Warnings/Content: The gang are making up a bouquet

ExpandThe Ocelot looked at the assembled company and sighed. )
 
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Title: The Ferret's New Clothes
Form/Wordcount: 475
Characters/Pairings:  Dr John Watson; The Ocelot; Mouselet; The Ferret; Inky the Porcupine (by kind permission of [livejournal.com profile] okapi1895); the Sloth
Rating: G
Warnings/Content: A few week's ago, on our sister comm [livejournal.com profile] sherlock60, there was a discussion on the poetry page about The Speckled Band.  This is what happens when I take [livejournal.com profile] debriswoman and [livejournal.com profile] okapi1895 's ideas.  Entirely crack.

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