Fic: That's Not Our Consulting Detective

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Title: That's Not Our Consulting Detective
Form/Word Count: 125
Characters/Pairing: Who can it be?
Rating: G
Warning/Content: In the style of a popular range of toddler books, e.g. That's Not My Tractor

That’s not our consulting detective.
He’s carrying a medical bag, not a violin.
That’s Dr John Watson.

That’s not our consulting detective.
He has a revolver in his trouser pocket, not housebreaking tools.
That’s Inspector Lestrade.

That’s not our consulting detective.
He is wearing a bowler hat, not a deerstalker.
That’s Inspector Stanley Hopkins.

That’s not our consulting detective.
His hair is bright red.
That’s Mr Jabez Wilson.

That’s not our consulting detective.
He is too portly to climb over any gate.
That’s Mr Mycroft Holmes.

That’s not our consulting detective.
But she wants to have a few choice words with him.
That’s Mrs Hudson.

That’s our consulting detective.
He’s just shot a ‘VR’ in the wall of 221B Baker Street.
That’s Mr Sherlock Holmes.

Comments

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Thank you. I suspected it might sound familiar to some on here ;)