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Welcome, everyone, to this month’s poetry page!

This time we will be witnessing a ladies’ cycling display by the Catford Cycling Club.

And yes, I think here come the first bicyclists now…


🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲


Well, that was most inspiring. I hope you will be excited to learn that I have hired several safety bicycles so that we too can have a little trip of our own today.

Now, you may recall that all the ladies we saw earlier were wearing the usual long skirts. But if I might be so bold: I think the ladies amongst us should try rational dress. Yes! I’m talking bloomers!

Oh.

Oh, dear.

Could someone put Mrs. Frankles into the recovery position, please? I keep forgetting what a delicate flower the poor woman is.

While we wait for Mrs. Frankles to regain consciousness, perhaps I could share with you a quotation from Dr. Watson’s story ‘The Priory School’:


"Well, well!" said Holmes, impatiently. "A good cyclist does not need a high road…”


I shall leave that with you as extra inspiration for your poems.


Ah! You’re back with us, Mrs. Frankles? Excellent. And so, donning whichever bicycling attire you feel most comfortable in, let us begin our little journey, composing as we go. As in clothing, as in poetry: you are free to use any form you like. Here are a few suggestions:

221B verselet, abecedarian poetry, acrostic poetry, alexandrine, ballad, barzelletta, beeswing, blackout poetry, blitz poem, blues stanza, bref double, Burns stanza, call and response, chastushka, cherita, cinquain, circular poetry, clerihew, clogyrnach, colour poems, compound word verse, concrete poetry, Cornish verse, curtal sonnet, débat, décima, descort, diamante, doggerel, double dactyl, echo verse, ekphrasis, elegiac couplet, elegiac stanza, elfje, englyn, enuig, epigram, epistle, epitaph, epulaeryu, Etheree, fable, Fib, florette, found poetry, free verse, ghazal, haiku, hay(na)ku, In Memoriam stanza, Italian sonnet, jueju, kennings poem, lanturne, lies, limerick, line messaging, list poem, lyric poetry, mathnawī, micropoetry, mini-monoverse, musette, nonsense verse, palindrome poetry, pantoum, Parallelismus Membrorum, poem cycle, puente, quatern, quintilla, renga, rhyming alliterisen, riddle, rimas dissolutas, rime couée, rispetto, Schüttelreim, sedoka, septet, sestina, shadorma, sonnet, stream of consciousness, tanka, tercet, terza rima, tongue twister poetry, triangular triplet, tricube, trine, triolet, Tyburn, villanelle, xenolith


All completed poems can be left as comments on my page!

The Regent's Park Cycling Song

Date: 2017-11-20 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
to the tune of the Eton Boating Song

Jolly cycling weather
Wheels go round and round
We’re all together
Trying not to hit the ground
On and on and on we’ll go
Till somebody learns how to brake
On and on and on we’ll go
How much longer can it take?

RE: The Regent's Park Cycling Song

Date: 2017-11-20 08:53 pm (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
I can hear Bertie Wooster singing it in the bath!

Re: The Regent's Park Cycling Song

Date: 2017-11-20 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
And Jeeves' sigh as Bertie sings it for the fourth time in a row.

Re: The Regent's Park Cycling Song

Date: 2017-11-21 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
I fear you have been out-punned!

It did rather appeal.

Shadorma

Date: 2017-11-20 09:07 pm (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Up and down
Our fortunes rode on
Strength of men.
Now we are
Pedalling, moving forward
Under our own steam.

Re: Shadorma

Date: 2017-11-20 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
I like that very much - very clever.

Re: Shadorma

Date: 2017-11-20 09:50 pm (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Thank you!

RE: Shadorma

Date: 2017-11-21 06:55 am (UTC)
debriswoman: (cat and mouse)
From: [personal profile] debriswoman
Oh I like this:-)
Says such a lot.

Re: Shadorma

Date: 2017-11-21 01:52 pm (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Default)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Thank you!

RE: Re: Shadorma

Date: 2017-11-21 11:27 pm (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Thank you very much!
ext_1789368: okapi (Default)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
HOLMES:
A good cyclist doesn’t need a high road
to reach his destination.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a clear day
a vane or weather station.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a flat plain
devoid of undulation.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a bold sign
and lines of demarcation.

WATSON: But the bicycle, Holmes?

HOLMES: He does not need
He will proceed
Upon spoked steed
‘Cross moor and weed!

A good cyclist doesn’t need a fair wind
for his acceleration.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a choice map
for his edification.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a full moon
for his illumination.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a stout boot
for his perambulation.

WATSON: But the bicycle, Holmes?

HOLMES:

He goes along
a-burst with song
legs firm, lungs strong
through fork and prong!

A good cyclist doesn’t need a straight path
or steady elevation.
A good cyclist doesn’t need an odd tree
to fix exact location.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a sharp grade
to foster wheel rotation.
A good cyclist doesn’t need a smooth lane
to go without vexation.

WATSON:

As far as it goes, you’re right, I suppose,
about metal bars, spokes, and rubber hose.
But a different story altogether when it’s cotton, wool, and leather.
Yes, Holmes, it’s not the same, at all, you see,
when the vehicle you’re riding is me!

ext_1789368: okapi (Default)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Thank you. I found the passage in The Priory School amusing and quite suggestive of a theatrical score. And yes, the show goes on and on, it shudders for a bit but never for very long.
ext_1789368: okapi (Default)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Hee, hee! Thank you!

Thank you very much. It sounded like a song, although I don't know of an existing song that it closely resembles.

To the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy'

Date: 2017-11-23 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Sherlock Ho-lmes
Give me your answer do
I’m not quite sure
Bloomers are meant for you.
So why are you wearing mine?
Your enthusiasms please confine.
To look the part may be an art
But you should never wear royal blue

Re: To the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy'

Date: 2017-11-24 03:09 am (UTC)
ext_1789368: okapi (Default)
From: [identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Holmes, where's your fashion sense? Tsk, tsk.

Re: To the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy'

Date: 2017-11-24 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Appalling lapse in sartorial elegance.

RE: Re: To the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy'

Date: 2017-11-24 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
So which of us is going to write it?

Glad you enjoyed it :)

RE: To the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy'

Date: 2017-11-28 05:52 am (UTC)
debriswoman: (cat and mouse)
From: [personal profile] debriswoman
Well...that would clear the road...:-p

Re: To the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy'

Date: 2017-11-28 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com
Possibly as well - Holmes hasn't yet found the brakes ;)

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