Fic: Close Quarters: G

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Title: Close Quarters,
Form/Word count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Dr John Watson, Mr Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade, Inspector Stanley Hopkins
Rating: G
Warning/Content:  Written for DW's Drabblezone, "Things that go bump in the night" prompt.

“Damn!”

“Holmes, is that you?”

“No, it’s me, Lestrade.”

“Sorry, Watson.  I thought you were the other side of me.”

“I am.  I think you’ve turned round.”

“Ouch!”

“Holmes?”

“No, I’m Hopkins.  I’m not sure where Holmes is.”

“It’s okay, I’ve found a light switch.”

“Nothing’s happening.”

“The bulb must have blown.”

“Gerrof me!”

“Oh good, we’ve found Holmes.”

“What’s he doing over there?”

“I think you’ll find, Lestrade, that you’re the one over there, whilst I’m over here.”

“Ouch!”

“Sorry, Hopkins.”

“Ow!  That’s my foot, Watson.”

“Whatever’s that noise, Mrs Hudson?”

“I believe it’s called the Broom Cupboard Quadrille.”

Comments

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

You managed to keep this a lot less smuttier than I would. Well done.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Any further additions can happily be left to the reader's imagination ;)

[debriswoman]

A hefty padlock, Mrs H, and some extra bolts, and the disturbance should settle...

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

For a little while at least - long enough to nip out for some more gin.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

My favourite bit:

“Gerrof me!”

“Oh good, we’ve found Holmes.” ^______^

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Possibly not his finest moment ;)

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

There's "cosy" and then there's "can't move."

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[mafief.livejournal.com]

hehe, that dance technique can be tricky. ;)

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

It could certainly do with some more practice ;)