Fic: Not W G Grace: G

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Title: Not W G Grace
Form/Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing:  Dr Watson, Mr Holmes, the Ocelot, the Sloth, Mouselet, Aemelia Vole, the Ferret
Rating: G
Warning/Content: A tableau will not be happening

“What happened about the cricketing tableau?” the Sloth asked.

“Sadly, it had to be abandoned,” the Ocelot replied with a grin.

“Oh, why?”

“Dr Watson explained that the tail-end batsmen are sometimes called ‘rabbits’ because they’re not very good.”

“Yes, because they’re normally bowlers.  But that shouldn’t have been a problem.”

“But then he added, ‘And after the rabbits comes the ferret.’”

“Ah!”

“Yes.  Mouselet and Aemelia started to laugh, and the Ferret departed in a huff.  Which rather put paid to Mr Holmes’ tableau.”

“Quite.  And after they’d only just stopped asking him if he was ‘silly mid on’.”