I assume someone will stop me if I am getting this all wrong...
My dearest Mrs Hudson, your patience knows no bounds; You filter out instinctively so many sights and sounds. Explosions do not faze you; random gunshots bring no fear; You cope with pandemonium for year on hectic year. Harsh chemicals dissolve your pots, your drapes go up in flames; And villains grace your flat, involved in vile and lethal games You carry on regardless of the mayhem, fuss and noise, And calmly put the rent up for your two untidy boys...
The Unflappable Mrs Hudson
Date: 2019-12-10 09:09 pm (UTC)My dearest Mrs Hudson, your patience knows no bounds;
You filter out instinctively so many sights and sounds.
Explosions do not faze you; random gunshots bring no fear;
You cope with pandemonium for year on hectic year.
Harsh chemicals dissolve your pots, your drapes go up in flames;
And villains grace your flat, involved in vile and lethal games
You carry on regardless of the mayhem, fuss and noise,
And calmly put the rent up for your two untidy boys...
So, Mrs H needs a gift and a surprise...