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smallhobbit ([personal profile] smallhobbit) wrote in [community profile] holmes_minor2019-11-20 05:23 pm

Fic: Patron Saints: G

Title: Patron Saints
Form/Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing:  Aemelia Vole, Mouselet, Ocelot, Sloth, Ferret
Rating: G
Warning/Content: A discussion around patron saints

 

“We need a filler for the next edition,” the Sloth said.  “I was thinking we could have an article on patron saints.”

“That’s a good idea.  Ours is Saint Clare of Assisi,” Aemelia Vole said.

“She’s the patron saint of needlework and lace,” Mouselet added.

“Ours would be Saint Augustine of Hippo,” the Sloth said.  “The patron saint of printers.”

“Also, there’s Saint John the Evangelist,” the Ocelot said.  “Responsible for engravers and printers.”

“And what about me?” the Ferret asked.

“Saint Jude, obviously,” the Ocelot replied.

“Oh, why’s that?”  

The Sloth grinned.  “He’s the patron saint of lost causes.”

 

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[personal profile] stonepicnicking_okapi 2019-11-20 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Ferret!
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[personal profile] debriswoman 2019-11-21 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, cutting, Sloth, very cutting!
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[personal profile] scfrankles 2019-11-24 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, poor Ferret - he didn't deserve that ^_______^