http://thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] holmes_minor2017-10-28 11:17 pm

Fic: Close Quarters: G

Title: Close Quarters,
Form/Word count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Dr John Watson, Mr Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade, Inspector Stanley Hopkins
Rating: G
Warning/Content:  Written for DW's Drabblezone, "Things that go bump in the night" prompt.

“Damn!”

“Holmes, is that you?”

“No, it’s me, Lestrade.”

“Sorry, Watson.  I thought you were the other side of me.”

“I am.  I think you’ve turned round.”

“Ouch!”

“Holmes?”

“No, I’m Hopkins.  I’m not sure where Holmes is.”

“It’s okay, I’ve found a light switch.”

“Nothing’s happening.”

“The bulb must have blown.”

“Gerrof me!”

“Oh good, we’ve found Holmes.”

“What’s he doing over there?”

“I think you’ll find, Lestrade, that you’re the one over there, whilst I’m over here.”

“Ouch!”

“Sorry, Hopkins.”

“Ow!  That’s my foot, Watson.”

“Whatever’s that noise, Mrs Hudson?”

“I believe it’s called the Broom Cupboard Quadrille.”

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