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holmes_minor2018-08-06 04:48 pm
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Fic: First Birthday: Gen
Rating: Gen
Length 221b
Summary: It's a lovely (and special) day in the park.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday,
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scfrankles! Based on this news story of a shark-napping from an aquarium in a stroller last week.“May I?”
“Please.”
“Such a nice day, isn’t it?”
“Indeed.”
“Perfect for taking a stroll around the park.”
“Quite. And how old is your little one?”
“Sometimes it seems like he was born just yesterday.”
“Yes, it does often seem like that. Mine was born today, in fact. It’s her birthday.”
“Oh, happy birthday, pretty poppet! Many returns of the day! Oh, feel that breeze. How lovely! So many of us out today with our bundles of joy all bundled up. Yes, everybody looks like they belong except for—THAT ONE!”
“Oh, my! Well, nice to—uh, good-bye! Dear me, one wouldn’t expect such fleetness of foot from a nanny of her age. Nor quite that deep a baritone. And really that baby looked awfully, uh, not quite hairy, almost spiny, but that can’t be right. Aren’t there quite a lot of police suddenly? Oh, the nanny’s assaulting that couple with perambulator. That’s not a baby! That’s a bucket! And that’s not a baby either! It’s a gargantuan hedgehog. Oh! There’s a fish in the bucket! Not a fish, a shark! And the police are putting handcuffs on the couple! And now the odd nanny is pushing one perambulator, with shark and hedgehog, towards the Zoo. Enough excitement for one day, my Supreme Commander, let’s go home and celebrate your birthday!”
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And another appearance from Inky! ^____^ It's so lovely to see him and Holmes saving the day!
Many thanks from this Supreme Commander for a wonderful birthday treat ^___^
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Yes, it is bizarre. I mean, Hobbit's written this very scene with Ferret more than once, but you don't expect it to really happen. And the original thief wanted the shark for himself in his home. And they thought they could get away with it! With cameras everywhere in a place like a big aquarium. Stranger than fiction.
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Very well done
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