I’m tired of all this rain
Even the Regent’s Park duck
Can no longer give a cluck
Which goes against the grain

I’m tired of all this rain
The buckets are full of drips
Overflowing and causing slips
Before disappearing down the drain

I’m tired of all this rain
The pavements are awash
The cabs splash plain and posh
It really is a pain

I’m tired of all this rain
The only way to win
Is to fill my glass with gin
And then top it up again