Feb. 6th, 2017

[identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com
Title: Card
Rating: G
Length: 100
Content: Humour. Innuendo. Holmes/Watson
Summary: First times are always tricky.
Author's Note: a joke from [livejournal.com profile] vulgarweed
's Tumblr (here) too fitting for the February prompt (card) to resist

“I observe that you are disappointed in my performance thus far, Watson.”
“No, Holmes, not disappointed at all! As I said, first times are always, well, a bit tricky.”
“I could not agree more. You also stated that your experience in these matters extended over many nations and three separate continents.”
“Yes, but when I made that statement you replied you were a magician in the bedroom.”
“So I am. Now, for once and for all, is this, the King of Hearts, your card?”
“By Jove, it is!”
“Wonderful, now let’s us proceed to your portion of the evening’s programme.”

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